The Thrill of Victory

The only way that I will ever make it to the Olympics is if I can compete in events such as:  wrestling for the last pair of Ferragamo's, sucking in my stomach enough to get the zipper up on my skinny jeans or last but not least, running to the bar after last call has been announced.  So, since these will  never be events, I might as well distract everyone with these Olympic favorites.  I may never get on a podium to accept an Olympic medal but I will look like champ!  (Shoes by www.loriblu.it these are a very limited edition from Italy)